World War IV

[Spain]

... pasta. Pasta. PASTA! D< STUPID FUCKING POTATOES. I WILL EAT THEM NO MORE! *starts open fire at Germany's house*

(( Ita's gone nucking futs. c: I thought we needed a little chaos. ))

[Qatar]

(lol nucking futs... mind if i use this sometimes?)

-watching from behind a tree and loading her SCAR semi-automatic machine gun, contemplating whether or not to get involved- This seems rather intresting...

[Spain]

(( 8D Not at all~ ))

[Guest]

[bursts out of the house with his luger]
ITALY!! What are you doing?!!?

[Spain]

D< I'M SICK OF POTATOES. *shoots at Germany*

[Guest]

[ducks for cover]
Then you don't have to eat them!!

[Spain]

D8< FUCKING POTATOES! *continues fire at house* FUCKING FUCKING POTATOES. THEY ARE SO DISGUSTING AND MUSHY. SHIT POTATOES.

[Guest]

Well what do I do now?? Italy seems to have gone off the deep end..

[Qatar]

-almost laughing and throws out a smoke grenade, walking into the cloud of smoke and stopping by the men-

[Guest]

Qatar, is that you?

[Spain]

... D< *fires at Qatar* NO MORE POTATOES.

[Guest]

[using the smoke as cover, sneaks around and brings the butt of his pistol down on Italy's head, knocking him out]

[Liechtenstein]

*hears shooting outside, so goes to window to see Italy, Germany, and Qatar, and Germany's house on fire*

[Qatar]

-holds bleeding arm, wincing slightly- Nice shot, Italy...

[Guest]

Qatar! Use this. [tosses a long bandage over]

[Qatar]

Thanks. -wraps arm and moves her shoulder a bit, wincing again- Oh well, I've gotten worse injuries... For a guy who always gets confused on what of the grenade to throw, he's pretty good behind the trigger...

[Spain]

Nnhh. *rolls around on the ground* No fucking potatoes. No fucking potatoes. *reaches into his pocket and pulls out a grenade, pulling the pin and throwing it into the air; it lands by Liech*

[Guest]

((Ok, did he throw the pin or the grenade?))

[Spain]

(( xD The grenade. ))

[Liechtenstein]

*See something being thrown by house. Runs out the back door* Help! Big Brother, Big Brother.. Brother Germany!!

[Qatar]

Oh shit! -shoots the grenade with her pistol-

[Guest]

!! [heart skips a beat]
[[luckily, the bullet doesn't pierce the casing and sends the grenade flying elsewhere]]

[Liechtenstein]

*Trips over a root and Falls* Ouch *turns to see Qatar shoot grenade*

[Ecuador]

*the grenade flies into the air and bursts next to a tree that Ecuador happens to bbe sleeping in. He really likes sleeping in trees*
*He falls and hits his head*
ORALE!!!!!! PENDEJOS!!!!!!
ITALIA, PARA DE TIRAR COSAS ASI!!!! ESO ME PUDIERA HABER MATADO!!!!!!
LA PROXIMA LE VAS A ENCONTRAR BAJO TU PROPIO CULO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*huffing and puffing, but no longer yelling random spanish obscenities...... Ecuador does not like having his naps interrupted, ever since his older sisters convinced him as a child that if he didn't get plenty of "beauty sleep" no woman would ever love him, so yeah, hence the spanish bitch fit*

[Qatar]

-releases the breath she was holding and jumps at Ecuador's tantrum- God damn! Who lit a fire under his ass?

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